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i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'm always down for nudity.
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