I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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