1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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