This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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