The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
