No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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