you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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