do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
