the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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