Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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