I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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