somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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