i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
You smell like stripper and shame
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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