i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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