ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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