there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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