Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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