As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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