Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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