im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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