Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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