It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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