she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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