What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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