Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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