I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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