Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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