I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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