Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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