I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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