don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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