Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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