These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
