I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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