What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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