Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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