ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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