There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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