yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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