That's intense
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
