please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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