Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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