Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Couch. On fire.
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