i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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