"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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