Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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