it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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