Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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