sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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