Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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