I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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