he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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