I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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